Rock, Paper, Scissors
Today I randomly ran into this BOY, that I made out with a couple of times, during the severe thunderstorm.
We commuted home together and when it was time for him to go home (before me) he gave me the homeboy fist in lieu of a kiss on the cheek goodbye!!!
I stared and made a "wtf" face but then I succumbed and did the fist (pound) back to him.
Later (with my Monday Morning Quarterback - 20/20 Hindsight Vision) I thought it would have been great if I did the "paper" move in Rock, Paper, Scissors and swallowed his scrawny fist!!!
posted by BigAppleBtm at 3:37 AM
9 Comments:
You should have kicked him in his shin!
please post more often!
It's quite possible that if you gave him the paper he would have taken it as an endearing sign and thought you were trying to hold his hand. A scissor would have been more appropriate. That being said, a kick in the shin would have been well too.
In his defense, I don't do the kiss on the cheek - much like the Seinfeld episode. I'm all about the handshakes or a pat on the back. I don't even like the awkward hug. Hell, high fives work perfect to me. I'll kiss my girlfriend, but even someone I've swapped spit with before, you're probably not getting the cheek peck.
Just thought of this. You know, in the guys 20/20 Monday Night Football hindsight, I bet he's thinking he's an idiot for giving you the pound, and should have kissed you on the cheek. He's right... he's an idiot.
Oh man... I guess I should be thankful that he didn't give me a pat on the back!!!
That would have been worse and just like "TAKE CARE"!!!
As for the kick in the shin, I'm not a fighter... and not a lover lately either ;)
I thought about the Scissors verse Paper approach but Rock beats Scissors and I do want to WIN!!!
Besides, Scissors could have been mistaken for the "Peace" gesture as in - Peace Out Kid, Holla at ya Girl!!!
Wow! Is your plan to be the inspiration for don't date her new york? You might be the most retarded person i've ever had the misfortune of discovering through a blog.
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Hey there "anonymous"... you should check out Don't Date Me New York!
We all do silly things when it comes to dating and that's the sister blog to this one.
It's more of a confessional.
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