Ranker, Urban Super Hero, and Butt Bumper
A guy that you just met starts off the conversation with "where do you like to go out in the city?"... In other words, he's a Ranker.
(He's right along side the "I know the best..." guy. You know the type... "I know the best burger place. I know the best place for martinis. I know the best spa for massages."
AND
the Name Dropper guy - "Last week I was at Star Room hanging out with Luke Wilson")
You answer sarcastically, naming every awful place that you can possibly think of and in turn, he lists some terrible places himself BUT the sad thing is that he's being serious... don't date him NY.
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You're having a recap session of last night's events (a favorite amongst the hungover crowd) where you combine the memory of everyone in order to piece together what actually happened the night before.
One of the guys is telling a story where he makes himself sound like an action hero (with sound effects)...
Then when you're back to civilization (or NYC rather) he sends you a link to a website in order for you to understand the terms he used while telling the aforementioned story... don't date him NY.
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If a guy dances by rubbing his butt against yours "backing that ass up"... don't date him NY.
posted by BigAppleBtm at 7:56 PM
3 Comments:
"ranker"! I'd never thought of that, but so true. I also think it's about establishing raport, trying to find out if you like hanging out in the same kind of places. But it can be seen as ranking. Much better from the guy's point of view to name places where's he's been listing them to stories.
And the guy asking you to back your ass what a jerk. No need to speak on the dancefloor, body language is enough...
oopss not "listing" them to stories, linking them!
What a great site, how do you build such a cool site, its excellent.
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