Tips from some friends...

• There's a platonic male friend that you have for years that invites you to be his date for a social event (Why wouldn't he? You're hot, you dress well, and most importantly, you're a socialite in the making).
  
  You both get trashed and wind up hooking up (Didn't see that one coming, did you?)
  
  The next time you two hang out, he winds up paying, you get tipsy, and you hook up again.
  A few more nights like this and in NY terms, you are now dating.
  
  This isn't a fairy tale... afterall, you know way too much about each other to have a good relationship!!!
  
  Just because he is a great guy as a friend, does not mean he will make a good boy friend or even a good sexual partner.
  
  Surely there are some exceptions to the rule (as there always are) but if you accidently start hooking up with your buddy, don't date him New York!
  
  
• If you are in bed with a lover when suddenly he stands up, folds your clothes, and piles them on your naked body... seconds after you have completed the act, don't date him New York.
  
  
• If he asks (right after he pulls out) "if you were to get pregnant, you would get an abortion, right?"... don't date him New York.